Shall I loosen, Mistress?

For July Fun)

It was a hard choice:
when I'm with my family, I'm Eve;
when I'm with my friends, I'm Julia;
when I'm at work, I'm Bachelor;
when I'm drunk, I'm Andrey...
But when I'm with my computer, I'm her)

And don't ask me why she looks like a transvestite, I have no idea

*singing*
"MorlokKate is addicted to the net.
Addicted to the net?
Addicted to the net..."

The Heat (haiku)

My head is dying for
A silver bucket of ice.
Bubbly no longer.